Future Nursery Rhyme for this Confused World of ours

Considering how human beings are evolving so quickly for good or for bad; let us all not be surprised if tomorrow Nursery Rhyme may read something like this.

A for Anthrax
B for Bomblast
C for Corruption
D for Dowry/Doomsday
E for Extortion
F for Fraud
G for Goonda/George Bush
H for Hijack
I for Injection
J for Jihad
K for Kidnap
L for Lust
M for Mastermind
N for Nitrogen Bomb
O for Osama
P for Politics
Q for Quota
R for Rape
S for Scam
T for Terrorist
U for Underground
V for Violence
W for Waterboarding
X for xyzpdq (examine your zipper pretty darn quick)
Y for Yama
Z for Zoonosis